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Richard the Dressed-Up Trichocereus Penis Cactus

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Richard the Dressed-Up Trichocereus Penis CactusMeet Richard He is a bit of a prick, but with some tender care he will grow on you! Cause a stir with Richard, the dressed up penis cactus! This intriguing plant won't be content to sit quietly in the corner. Stick him on your ledge and let the conversation begin! (But please, no staring!) Makes a great gift for bachelorette parties, gag gifts and more! Comes complete with: (1) 4" Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose TBM penis cactus (1) 4" white pail
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john jeffrey elliott
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 1
TOO SMALL
Size: Medium, Color: Blue
Nice socks, but they are way too small. Says they fit size 6 - 10. I kept 3 ( I wear size 8) and gave 3 to my daughter (size 8.5). We both agreed that they were just too small.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
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Mar Gee
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Style and comfort
Size: Medium, Color: Black
Exactly what I was looking for. Style and sock thickness and comfort.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 14, 2025
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Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Comfortable
Size: Medium, Color: Blue
So comfortable! They stay up perfectly love love love
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Reviewed in the United States on December 7, 2025
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Randy Deasy
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Not to thick or thin well made
Size: Medium, Color: (601) Bittersweet Pink / Stone / Stone
I bought pink so as not to lose when doing laundry with my daughter who steels all socks lol!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
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Stacey Cohick
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Size: X-Large, Color: (601) Bittersweet Pink / Stone / Stone
They were perfect
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026

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