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Boy's Reality is in Retrograde T-Shirt

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Boy's Reality is in Retrograde T-ShirtAstrology might blame the state of things on Mercury being in retrograde, but in our modern dystopia reality itself seems to be going backwards. We adorned this retro aesthetic shirt with stars, moth, moon, and psychedelic imagery, giving it a timeless look that's perfect for expressing how you feel about the hellscape. Shirt Info: pre shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks Unisex
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Pepe DI
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for Kids, Smells Nice, and No Harsh Chemicals
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
This sunscreen spray is easy to apply, not greasy, and doesn’t leave a sticky residue. The tropical fruit scent is light and pleasant, which makes it easier to convince kids to wear it. I also like that Alba Botanica avoids oxybenzone and other harsh chemicals. It holds up well for swimming and outdoor play. The 2-pack is convenient to keep one at home and one in the beach bag. It is a great deal!
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Erika C.
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 1
Does not spray
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
Does not spray!!! This is the second set I purchased and I have had issues that I was unable to spray with 3 of the 4 bottles. Was incredibly inconvenient when we brought a new bottle on vacation and it didn't work. Company would not send a replacement - only a physical coupon. I cannot find the sunscreen in stores and the coupon only covers about half a new bottle.
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Mubearbeats
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Favorite sunscreen
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
Hands down best sunscreen ever! It’s easy to apply and smells great. Keeps the kids protected from Sunburn
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T. Kulupka
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Great
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
Really good coverage for a spray, smells great and don’t irritate mine or my kids sensitive skin.
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Miranda Lawson
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
Bad packaging
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
The spray nozzle on these suck.
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